Recent Post: BALL HONEYS BALLHONEYS watched the crowd as we crossed the room to our table along the outside wall. Heads turned on the left and the right. Either people thought that Lissie was my daughter or that I was the luckiest fucker in the world. I had a feeling it was the latter. We sat with a flourish and I could feel the eyes of a few envious male patrons leering. We ordered dinner and began to filter out the noise and vibrato around us. We discussed wide range of topics, she was a very intelligent young lady, but as the evening wore on the talk turned to sex.
"Lissie, you look astoundingly beautiful tonight. I mean, I am so pleased to be in your company."
"Mr. G., I 'm the one who should be thanking you. You've been so nice to me, inviting me here, and sharing your villa with me. I can't thank you enough."
"Well you'll be heading back to campus soon. I have no doubt there will be many male suitors waiting in the wings."
She rolled her eyes when I said this and looked me straight on.
"You know, I've been dating twenty-something guys for two years and I am so done with that."
"What are you talking about?" I queried. "This is the best time of your life."
"Oh please. Mr. G.! God, my parents say that to me all the time. You know, the truth is that college guys are interested in about three things: getting into your pants, getting a blowjob and getting drunk. It gets so damn boring. The fact is most of them really don't know how to fuck!"
